Last week it rained. And rained. And rained.

The weather was so disagreeable that the cats did not even ask to go outside. Which was a relief, because Staff had other problems.

The picture window developed multiple leaks.

Jeff did not care.

The kitchen sink clogged.

Jeff had other pressing concerns.

Busy bobcats have no interest in your mundane affairs.

Jeff received a Christmas package from a superfan in the UK, Ryan. Staff put it aside for Christmas day.

And then it was Christmas day.

Jeff was interested. Very interested.

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Staff prepared a nice salad of butter lettuce, carrots, and home-grown tomatoes.

It turns out that Jeff enjoys butter lettuce.

During Thanksgiving dinner and its aftermath Jeff paced the kitchen impatiently, repeatedly threatening to jump up onto the dish-laden counter. After Staff picked over the turkey and stored away the leftovers, Jeff was granted a few minutes alone with the carcass.

It was love at first sight.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Hand over the pie.

When Staff previously documented Jeff’s affection for Carl’s Jr. french fries, they nicely offered some coupons. Then Jeff got some mail.

Staff immediately proceeded to the local Carl’s Jr. to procure Jeff’s fries.

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Staff has finally set Jeff up on Facebook. You may now friend him to your heart’s content.

Jeff’s Facebook

It was recently discovered that Jeff is a serious fan of french fries from Carl’s Jr.

Staff has learned it is best to remove oneself from the space between Jeff and his fry. This allows Jeff to select the desired fry from the box and drag it to the floor for consumption.

This post serves as notice that Carl’s Jr. french fries are Jeff Approved.

Jeff displayed shocking disinterest in Experimental Dog Food #2, “100% Rabbit.” He barely glanced at it. Apparently Jeff enjoys only the freshest rabbit. The Dog found it acceptable, but nothing too special.

Experimental Dog Food #3 “100% Buffalo,” however, was well received.

Upon opening of the can Jeff’s curiosity was piqued.

He licked the can thoroughly including pushing it about the kitchen.

The offering of buffalo pleases El Jefe, but remains second place to 100% Duck.

Jeff’s collar had become rather worn.

Staff procured a replacement collar made of purple silk, quite suitable for a noble bobcat.

Jeff is more than masculine enough to pull off the heart-shaped buckle.

Staff assumes the manufacturer will be in touch regarding a spokesmodel engagement.