The following locations are Jeff’s preferred areas to walk.
The following locations are Jeff’s preferred areas to sleep.
The following are Jeff’s preferred situations for petting.
On top of spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When Jeff stuck his head in my bowl and took it.
Hi, I see you are having a salad with dinner.
Me too. *nom nom nom*
If you need to find Jeff in the morning, he’ll be on the love seat directly aligned with the sunshine coming in through the picture window.