Archive for February, 2008


The ultimate portable privacy screen; effective and impenetrable.

Jeff hides

Jeff hides

Yeah, that sure was helpful.

Jeff makes the bed

Jeff makes the bed

Jeff makes the bed

» The rules   # 2

Walking
The following locations are Jeff’s preferred areas to walk.

  1. Kitchen counter
  2. Bathroom counter
  3. Human torso
  4. Laptop computers

Sleeping
The following locations are Jeff’s preferred areas to sleep.

  1. Dog’s bed
  2. Human’s bed
  3. Under human’s bed (pair with loud snoring)

Petting
The following are Jeff’s preferred situations for petting.

  1. Immediately after alarm clock goes off (pair with torso walking)
  2. When humans are using bathroom facilities
  3. When humans are eating dinner

On top of spaghetti

All covered with cheese

I lost my poor meatball

When Jeff stuck his head in my bowl and took it.

Hi, I see you are having a salad with dinner.

Jeff eats salad

Me too. *nom nom nom*

Jeff eats salad

If you need to find Jeff in the morning, he’ll be on the love seat directly aligned with the sunshine coming in through the picture window.

Jeff in sunshine

Jeff in sunshine

» Enemy sighted   # 6

My kitchen window surveillance paid off. I informed them that an enemy was approaching the border, yet they do nothing. My puffed tail twitched.

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