The ultimate portable privacy screen; effective and impenetrable.

Yeah, that sure was helpful.

Walking
The following locations are Jeff’s preferred areas to walk.

1. Kitchen counter
2. Bathroom counter
3. Human torso
4. Laptop computers

Sleeping
The following locations are Jeff’s preferred areas to sleep.

1. Dog’s bed
2. Human’s bed
3. Under human’s bed (pair with loud snoring)

Petting
The following are Jeff’s preferred situations for petting.

1. Immediately after alarm clock goes off (pair with torso walking)
2. When humans are using bathroom facilities
3. When humans are eating dinner

On top of spaghetti

All covered with cheese

I lost my poor meatball

When Jeff stuck his head in my bowl and took it.

Hi, I see you are having a salad with dinner.

Me too. *nom nom nom*

If you need to find Jeff in the morning, he’ll be on the love seat directly aligned with the sunshine coming in through the picture window.

My kitchen window surveillance paid off. I informed them that an enemy was approaching the border, yet they do nothing. My puffed tail twitched.

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