My kitchen window surveillance paid off. I informed them that an enemy was approaching the border, yet they do nothing. My puffed tail twitched.

He was stalking gophers in the neighbor’s yard. Those are my gophers.

Obviously they do not appreciate the gravity of this situation. I will prevent any further access to the toaster until they take appropriate action.

5 Comments.

1. jane
   2008.02.06. - 04:03 // #

   That’s it Jeff, puny humans cannot live long without toast.

2. Jeanette
   2008.02.06. - 09:50 // #

   Brilliant, another thing you can do is lay on the clicker - gets them every time!

3. Murrie
   2008.02.06. - 10:02 // #

   The cat outside only wishes he would one day be as great as Jeff. Such standards are too high for silly normal cats.

4. eric
   2008.02.13. - 13:30 // #

   Are you sure he isn’t just waiting for his Eggo to pop?

5. kaycee(not stroh)
   2008.02.21. - 12:17 // #

   actually,jeff,you should go back to killing so you can kill that cat!no,joking,but i do believe cutting off usage of the fridge,tv and bathroom(s) may help your dilema!~

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