The Dark One is lurking nearby again. He is obviously a footsoldier of the apocalypse. I will stare at him with greatest intensity until his head explodes.
Jeff, just make sure that the Staff are about and have a camera to hand when it happens.
Jeffy…PLEASE do not go to the darkside! WE need you here.
Señor Jefe, please show this intruder no mercy. Stalk, attack, maul, and eviscerate.
Then post pictures.
The Dark One shall feel the wrath of Jefe… These are MY gophers…
GET ‘EM, JEFF!!!
You look tough El Jeffe – that intruder doesn’t stand a chance. And, yes, get pictures of the aftermath!