Jeff likes the dog. He also likes her bed; fortunately it’s big enough for both.
Due to mercurial cat reasons I am not inclined to explain, I disapprove of the NBA Playoffs. Your television is large; my presence is larger.
I have spoken.
Jeff likes when we wake up in the morning, because after petting him for a bit we get the hell out of his bed.
Inappropriate and/or stolen things Jeff has eaten recently: