Jeff likes the dog. He also likes her bed; fortunately it’s big enough for both.

Due to mercurial cat reasons I am not inclined to explain, I disapprove of the NBA Playoffs. Your television is large; my presence is larger.

I have spoken.

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Jeff likes when we wake up in the morning, because after petting him for a bit we get the hell out of his bed.

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Inappropriate and/or stolen things Jeff has eaten recently:

1. Mango
2. Seared scallop (exceptionally fond of)
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Banana bread

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