Inappropriate and/or stolen things Jeff has eaten recently:

  1. Mango
  2. Seared scallop (exceptionally fond of)
  3. Huevos rancheros
  4. Banana bread


  1. jane

    Surely Staff, you mean – items of worship and tastyness offered up gladly to the mighty Jeff so that he may be pleased and gaze upon his subjects with benevolence?


  2. Chuck Schick

    I thought Jeff only eats what he kills himself? 100 severed rabbit heads can’t be wrong!

  3. Adam

    Mango? Jeff throws us all a curveball.

  4. Jeanette

    I know his plan, he isn’t stealing them to eat them, he is rubbing them on himself like chum to attract the hungry innocent gophers! Great minds think alike.

  5. Angela


    Curious….how does Mr. Jeff get the inappropriate snacks?

  6. gork57

    Clearly Jeff believes in a balanced diet to maintain his physique.



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