Archive for August, 2008


Staff guarded its most recent bagel closely; it was not left unattended for even a second. Unfortunately, when cream cheese is involved, what Jeff cannot steal with stealth and cunning he will take by force.

Jeff vs. bagel #2

Jeff staked out the bagel from the coffee table. When no cream cheese was forthcoming, Jeff leaned in and began taking swipes at it. Sometimes he hit the bagel, sometimes he hit the Staff.

Jeff vs. bagel #2

Jeff vs. bagel #2

Jeff daintily licked the hard-won cream cheese from his paw. Staff plans to eat future bagels standing up, or possibly hiding in the closet.

Step 1: Attract Jeff’s attention in some way.

How to get eaten by Jeff

Step 2: You will know Step 1 was successful when you observe Jeff has moved into a crouching position.

How to get eaten by Jeff

Step 3: Shortly following Step 2, there will be a rapid flurry of activity. You might feel some pain at this point; this is normal.

How to get eaten by Jeff

Step 4: Congratulations, you have now been eaten by Jeff.

How to get eaten by Jeff

» A bagel story   # 10

This is a briefly unattended bagel from which Jeff licked all the cream cheese.

Jeff vs. bagel

This is Jeff digesting cream cheese.

Jeff vs. bagel

The end.

Staff made a cake today. Yellow cake with cream cheese frosting.

Cake

Jeff eagerly helped Staff clean up any and all leftover bits of frosting.

Jeff and cake

Because as we know, all food is appropriate for Jeff. Just ask him.

Jeff and cake

» Weigh-in   # 12

Due to numerous requests, Staff weighed Jeff today. Accuracy is not absolute, as we employed the imprecise “weigh self, weigh self holding Jeff, do the math” method.

Result:
18.5 pounds / 8.4 kilograms

Jeff's weigh-in




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