Step 1: Attract Jeff’s attention in some way.
Step 2: You will know Step 1 was successful when you observe Jeff has moved into a crouching position.
Step 3: Shortly following Step 2, there will be a rapid flurry of activity. You might feel some pain at this point; this is normal.
Step 4: Congratulations, you have now been eaten by Jeff.
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Duly Noted. Now we need the steps to survive a Jeff attack, if doing so is even possible…
I would say it’s not possible, Neil.
Court the attention of Mighty Jeff and you get his paws, claws and jaws free!
Jeff is good value, always.
I guess Jeff is really retired now; there are no blood and guts to document!
Starting a support group for Jeff attack victims would be a waste of time then. He’s far too efficent at his work.
El Jefe is worthy of being immortalized in a Mortal Kombat-style game. Complete with fatality move, of course.
New Series: Surviving Jeff: Cameras could follow small creatures as they dart around Jeff’s fiefdom, then lo! and behold, the orange paw of Doom snatches creature from life into a rather ragged death. To build on a suggestion yesterday-entrails could be read by pagan holy person, and the fortunes of all involved told.
Any survivors would merit a safe retirement in a rubber room.
Claws of fury for sure
JEFFY-CAT…WINS!
FLAWLESS…VICTORY!
Go por eed, Jeffe! I hope eed was deeleecious. Over ad my blarg I caughd a Cicada. Yom. Green.