Comments on: How to get eaten by Jeff http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/ Your authoritative blog for news and information about post-retirement Jeff The Giant Orange Cat. Sun, 22 Apr 2012 04:31:03 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Estorbo http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/comment-page-1/#comment-893 Estorbo Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:38:35 +0000 http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/#comment-893 Go por eed, Jeffe! I hope eed was deeleecious. Over ad my blarg I caughd a Cicada. Yom. Green. Go por eed, Jeffe! I hope eed was deeleecious. Over ad my blarg I caughd a Cicada. Yom. Green.

]]> By: Adam http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/comment-page-1/#comment-885 Adam Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:51:59 +0000 http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/#comment-885 JEFFY-CAT...WINS! FLAWLESS...VICTORY! JEFFY-CAT…WINS!

FLAWLESS…VICTORY!

]]> By: Brandon http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/comment-page-1/#comment-884 Brandon Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:32:45 +0000 http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/#comment-884 Claws of fury for sure Claws of fury for sure

]]> By: Micah http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/comment-page-1/#comment-883 Micah Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:12:20 +0000 http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/#comment-883 New Series: Surviving Jeff: Cameras could follow small creatures as they dart around Jeff's fiefdom, then lo! and behold, the orange paw of Doom snatches creature from life into a rather ragged death. To build on a suggestion yesterday-entrails could be read by pagan holy person, and the fortunes of all involved told. Any survivors would merit a safe retirement in a rubber room. New Series: Surviving Jeff: Cameras could follow small creatures as they dart around Jeff’s fiefdom, then lo! and behold, the orange paw of Doom snatches creature from life into a rather ragged death. To build on a suggestion yesterday-entrails could be read by pagan holy person, and the fortunes of all involved told.

Any survivors would merit a safe retirement in a rubber room.

]]> By: Patrick http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/comment-page-1/#comment-882 Patrick Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:10:03 +0000 http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/#comment-882 El Jefe is worthy of being immortalized in a Mortal Kombat-style game. Complete with fatality move, of course. El Jefe is worthy of being immortalized in a Mortal Kombat-style game. Complete with fatality move, of course.

]]> By: eric http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/comment-page-1/#comment-881 eric Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:36:35 +0000 http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/#comment-881 Starting a support group for Jeff attack victims would be a waste of time then. He's far too efficent at his work. Starting a support group for Jeff attack victims would be a waste of time then. He’s far too efficent at his work.

]]> By: Diana http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/comment-page-1/#comment-879 Diana Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:13:59 +0000 http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/#comment-879 I guess Jeff is really retired now; there are no blood and guts to document! I guess Jeff is really retired now; there are no blood and guts to document!

]]> By: jane http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/comment-page-1/#comment-876 jane Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:11:33 +0000 http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/#comment-876 Court the attention of Mighty Jeff and you get his paws, claws and jaws free! Jeff is good value, always. Court the attention of Mighty Jeff and you get his paws, claws and jaws free!

Jeff is good value, always.

]]> By: Murrie http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/comment-page-1/#comment-875 Murrie Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:53:14 +0000 http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/#comment-875 I would say it's not possible, Neil. :D I would say it’s not possible, Neil. :D

]]> By: Neil http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/comment-page-1/#comment-873 Neil Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:30:14 +0000 http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/#comment-873 Duly Noted. Now we need the steps to survive a Jeff attack, if doing so is even possible... Duly Noted. Now we need the steps to survive a Jeff attack, if doing so is even possible…

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