Jeff, would you perhaps care for a Cheesy Poof?

Yeah, Jeff wants Cheesy Poofs!

In its first week The FURminator as been busy. Jeff and Rita shed much less during petting and their coats are noticeably thinned out.

Most Furminating is done outdoors due to the incredible clouds of cat fur that result. Despite all the fur removed thus far, there seems to be plenty still coming off.

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Sleepies have overtaken another member of the household. Staff is intimidated by Jeff’s powers of suggestion.

Jeff slept with one claw securing the blanket. Jeff is fond of the blue and green fuzzy blankets.

Rita also had the sleepies.

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Jeff wished to go out.

He attempted to communicate this to Staff telepathically, but was forced to resort to verbal commands.

Staff regrets the inconvenience.

Staff purchased a new cat comb that is purportedly the ultimate in undercoat removal and shedding prevention. Despite glowing reviews, Staff was skeptical.

The FURminator arrived today. Its magical powers surpass Staff’s wildest dreams.

Jeff is rather a fan of being Furminated, purring loudly throughout.

Jeff’s Furminations from only a few minutes of combing. Staff might need to weigh Jeff again after a few more rounds with the FURminator to see if we comb off any pounds.

Jeff has been Furminated into a relaxed puddle of de-shedded, nicely groomed bobcat.

Last night Jeff usurped the dog and seized control of the coveted couch blanket spot. Initially they were sharing, but as Jeff spread out the dog got squeezed until suddenly she was on the floor, forlorn.

I see there are some sour cream traces in that bowl.

I’ll take care of that for you.