Greetings from the servant of Osgood the Huge Tuxedo Cat! His Royal Catness has directed me to send Greetings and Salutations to Jeff. It is regrettable that Jeff must suffer from the less than perfect ministrations of his Staff. Osgood wishes Jeff well and reminds him that laying around all day bossing his servants is the height of Paradise. The lure of outside need not be indulged when one has everything he needs inside.