Jeff wished to go out.

He attempted to communicate this to Staff telepathically, but was forced to resort to verbal commands.

Staff regrets the inconvenience.

8 Comments.

1. Neil
   2008.09.21. - 18:20 // #

   My, what strange words you use, Jeff…

2. Patrick
   2008.09.22. - 08:13 // #

   bahaha!! You can totally see him attempting mind control and looking back up, until Staff does his bidding. Were there any ensuing fatalities of small, furry creatures?

3. Micah
   2008.09.23. - 09:24 // #

   Staff-door-staff-door. His gaze alone should be sufficient. However, sometimes it’s polite to ask verbally, and not simply presume.

4. Sarah
   2008.09.23. - 14:44 // #

   Oh the indignities he suffers.

5. Lynn
   2008.09.23. - 16:39 // #

   Staff was quite brave to not do Jeff’s bidding immediately.

6. Ross
   2008.09.23. - 19:58 // #

   Greetings from the servant of Osgood the Huge Tuxedo Cat! His Royal Catness has directed me to send Greetings and Salutations to Jeff. It is regrettable that Jeff must suffer from the less than perfect ministrations of his Staff. Osgood wishes Jeff well and reminds him that laying around all day bossing his servants is the height of Paradise. The lure of outside need not be indulged when one has everything he needs inside.

7. carlox
   2008.09.24. - 00:41 // #

   el jefe ha hablado.

8. Jane
   2008.09.27. - 07:45 // #

   Jeff is so polite. He’d have been justified in caterwalling his head off to get the attention of the clearly lazy Staff.

   Remember Jeff, a closed door is an abomination.

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