This morning Jeff was swiping at some yarn and accidentally snagged his claw in a Staff finger. After recovering from the ensuing swelling and blood loss, Staff determined that Jeff must have a claw trim.
Naturally Staff avoids any activity that Jeff might dislike. However, while Jeff dislikes claw trimming in fact it is the lesser of two evils; if Jeff inadvertently kills Staff, there would be no one to prepare Jeff’s dinner.
Jeff was most cross, and a wrestling match began.
Staff was eventually able to snip the sharp points off most of Jeff’s doom talons. A pile of treats was offered in hopes of earning forgiveness.