To prepare for winter weather, some put chains on their tires or add extra weight to the trunk. Get out the long underwear, perhaps, or bring firewood inside.
Here in the Casa de Jefe, we enblanket Jeff.

The colder it gets, the more Jeff needs to lie on Staff in order to absorb our warmth. However, Staff are inferior creatures that sometimes have to get up to go to the bathroom, and so there must be fallback measures.

In some cases the fallback plan turns out to be superior to the original.
Enblanketing is a sound measure against the chill. However, interrupting Jeff during his mighty dreams when staff need the bathroom is not acceptable. Modern human surgery has the answer for Staff – one word – catheter.
El Jefe looks extremely comfy & toasty, he may next demand Staff throw his blankets into the dryer for a few minutes before swaddling his royal orangeness in them
Bliss, thy name is blanket.
Bobcat in the Sun-has a nice ring to it.
Evil gets a heating pad under her bed. It never has to get up and pee.
i can has long winterz nap?
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