The gophers have returned to the backyard. There seem to be more of their rotten little holes every day.

Jeff roams the the yard, patrolling.

Rita prefers to select a hole and stare down it. An unwavering stare. For hours.

Jeff, however, will casually stroll near a hole – and then in a flash is swatting down the hole as far as he can reach. Staff assumes that eventually Jeff will pull out a very surprised gopher.

Spring is here! Go, Jeff and Rita! Patrol the yard! Leave no gopher hole occupied!
Staff: Whose technique has proven more successful thus far?
Those gophers have no idea what fury El Jefe will bring down, perhaps we’ll get to see Rita-inflicted carnage as well.
GET ‘EM JEFF! That’s YOUR yard.
Time for a spinoff blog”What did Jeff and Rita kill?”
Jeff and Rita Pest Control: We “gopher” all your pests!
“Freeze Gopher” – Jeff doing his best Bill Murray impersonation.
Norman must be the indoor sentry — in case those pesky gophers try to invade the home by burrowing through the closet floor.