Last week it rained. And rained. And rained.
The weather was so disagreeable that the cats did not even ask to go outside. Which was a relief, because Staff had other problems.

The picture window developed multiple leaks.

Jeff did not care.

The kitchen sink clogged.

Jeff had other pressing concerns.
Busy bobcats have no interest in your mundane affairs.
Jeff, I must say your fur is looking exceedingly shiny and lush these days. What do you use on it? Expensive Italian shiny cat products sent by oversees minions? The blood of your victims? Does staff give 100 brushes each night before bed?
Silly Staff,
Jeff is practicing his hunting skills for when the house floods and he can catch fish. Don’t you see he is looking at the bigger picture here?
Ugh, it DID rain all week! My one vacation of the year out to California and the worst storm ever blows in. I thought Jeff had control over things like the weather
It’s nice to know that when all heck breaks loose on the home front, Staff is still devoted to serving Jeff (and Rita and Norman, I presume).
May order be restored to the kingdom posthaste.
Now we know where all Jeff’s furminations went. I’m not sure what staff expects from Jeff anyways. He’s a busy man. He doesn’t have time for such petty human problems. Geez!
Perhaps Jeff could endorse a plumber’s snake. If it had a laser pointer, I bet he’d be right in there supervising.
Jeff! You look fierce !
Jeff looks somewhat scary in that last picture. His claws and teeth are shown to great effect. Great photo.