Jeff’s new collar arrived today.
This collar is leather with a metal buckle, which Staff hopes will better withstand Jeff-level wear and tear.
There was also a camouflage option, but Staff felt this choice suits Jeff best.
Jeff, as always, looks smashing.
When Staff arrived home from work, Jeff shot out the front door in his altogether.
A brief investigation found his collar defeated. Royal Purple has been permanently retired.
Jeff is, at least for now, a nudist.
Jeff was full of love today. So full that he had to rub some all over the dog.
Staff did not recall Jeff being in this episode of Family Guy.
Apparently Jeff has been moonlighting in television.
Staff hopes the union will be picking up the vet bills from now on.
It was previously established that all beds belong to Jeff.
Staff did not realize this rule extended also to unmade beds; that is, piles of bed materials not currently on or even nearby a bed.
All – ALL – belong to Jeff.