Jeff’s valentine was the catnip cigar.
*Tries to think of a clever comment that isn’t too racy, but fails*
Looks most inviting. Is it still in one piece?
Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.
Where can we buy the catnip cigar for our giant cats?
Staff reply: Staff can’t remember the brand we have because the label was destroyed instantly, but Amazon has this which looks pretty good.
Jeff’s got a very deep voice, even when purring.
Jeffy sounds like a big block V8…