To play string with Jeff, you must understand one thing: when Jeff gets a talon hooked, he immediately and completely checks out of the game.
You can tug. You can yank. Jeff cares not.
I never hear the Staff talk. Is Jeff fed/loved/cared for/played with by Robots? Hmmm…
I used to have this problem with my pussy. I exploited her by saying “What’s two and two?” and making her flap her paw four times. Nowadays she just looks at the ribbon and can’t be bothered to grab for it.
You’ve obviously bored that poor feline into a semi-coma with your futile human attempts at “fun”. @@
Jeff’s a ‘rightie. My Tom’s a Southpaw.
Listen, Staff, Jeff will spend 2 minutes entertaining you today … and not one second longer.