El Jefe and Norman were sharing a blanket.
Norman decided he was done sharing, but found himself in a rather awkward situation.
As in all cases, one may leave when dismissed by Jeff, and not before.
Staff note to self: update Jeff’s resume to include roadblock and doorstop.
Jeff needs to stay sharp, so Staff tries to provide occasional practice drills.
Last Sunday during football, Jeff wanted some turkey sandwich. Staff challenged Jeff to catch the turkey.
Another important lesson is that prey can lurk where Jeff least expects it. Staff’s dinner was Thai chicken lettuce wraps; Jeff was more interested in the lettuce than the chicken.
Crunch crunch crunch.
Fortunately Staff kept all their fingers – this time.