Mouse: Knock knock.

Jeff: Who’s there?

Mouse: Mouse that lives in a tree out front. I’m chewing on the doormat.

Jeff: Let me just come outside and we can discuss it.

Mouse: (giggles and runs away)

7 Comments.

1. Adrock
   2011.12.11. - 21:03 // #

   That mouse will never know just how lucky it is…

2. Jenny
   2011.12.12. - 00:07 // #

   That mouse has huge ones!

3. TaraUB
   2011.12.12. - 05:06 // #

   Good to know El Jeffe’s still got it.

4. Tecuya
   2011.12.12. - 16:19 // #

   Hey, El Jeffe’s got the same doormat as me! I’d love to hear Jeff’s “discussion’ with the mouse.

5. Lita and the boys in Melbourne
   2011.12.12. - 17:55 // #

   I’m betting it wouldn’t have been a long discussion.

6. Emily (the other one)
   2011.12.13. - 14:06 // #

   Had there been a discussion, it would have ended with Jeff hugging the mouse… with his jaws!

7. Thunder
   2011.12.24. - 21:38 // #

   Indeed, Emily. Conversing with a mouse can leave one hostile enough to bite the mouse’s head off. In Jeff’s case, that biting the head off is literal.

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