Mouse: Knock knock.
Jeff: Who’s there?
Mouse: Mouse that lives in a tree out front. I’m chewing on the doormat.
Jeff: Let me just come outside and we can discuss it.
Mouse: (giggles and runs away)
That mouse will never know just how lucky it is…
That mouse has huge ones!
Good to know El Jeffe’s still got it.
Hey, El Jeffe’s got the same doormat as me! I’d love to hear Jeff’s “discussion’ with the mouse.
I’m betting it wouldn’t have been a long discussion.
Had there been a discussion, it would have ended with Jeff hugging the mouse… with his jaws!
Indeed, Emily. Conversing with a mouse can leave one hostile enough to bite the mouse’s head off. In Jeff’s case, that biting the head off is literal.