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Jeff’s new collar arrived today.

Jeff's new collar

This collar is leather with a metal buckle, which Staff hopes will better withstand Jeff-level wear and tear.

Jeff's new collar

There was also a camouflage option, but Staff felt this choice suits Jeff best.

Jeff's new collar

Jeff, as always, looks smashing.

Jeff's new collar

» Jeff undressed   # 5

When Staff arrived home from work, Jeff shot out the front door in his altogether.

Jeff au naturel

A brief investigation found his collar defeated. Royal Purple has been permanently retired.

Jeff au naturel

Jeff is, at least for now, a nudist.

Jeff au naturel

Staff did not recall Jeff being in this episode of Family Guy.

Jeff the TV star

Apparently Jeff has been moonlighting in television.

Jeff the TV star

Staff hopes the union will be picking up the vet bills from now on.

Jeff the TV star

It was previously established that all beds belong to Jeff.

All your beds are belong to Jeff

Staff did not realize this rule extended also to unmade beds; that is, piles of bed materials not currently on or even nearby a bed.

All – ALL – belong to Jeff.

» Pillowlanche   # 7

A small pillow avalanche in the bed partially overtook Jeff.

He seemed fine with it.

Jeff vs. Pillowlanche

Staff felt confident he could claw his way to freedom, if in fact he wanted to.

Jeff vs. Pillowlanche

» L’étranger   # 9

A stranger has been visiting Jeff’s yard.

Staff first thought The Stranger was a poor sad homeless kitty, and fed her. She is quite charming.

The Stranger

Jeff is most displeased by her.

The Stranger

Turns out The Stranger misled Staff. In fact she has a lovely home a few houses away. Apparently she just likes to visit – and be quite charming.

The Stranger

Jeff monitors her movements about the yard. If she gets too close, there is hissing.

The Stranger

Then she hops up a tree, jumps down over the fence, and strolls off to her next stop.

The Stranger

It is a big yard – but Jeff is not much for sharing.

The Stranger

Staff got a new grill.

Staff made beer can chicken.

Beer can chicken

Jeff very much wanted the beer can chicken.

Jeff’s wanting eyes almost burned holes right through Staff.

Jeff vs. Beer can chicken

Unsurprisingly, Jeff received beer can chicken.

Jeff vs. Beer can chicken

Staff removed some large branches from Jeff’s climbing tree and cut them up to fit in the green bin.

Green bin

Jeff supposed he must follow and supervise.

Jeff inspects

Inspector Jeff inspected.

Jeff inspects

Inspector Jeff analyzed.

Jeff inspects

Ultimately, Inspector Jeff approved.

Jeff inspects

» The tower   # 6

Furniture rearranging unintentionally created a bobcat tower.

Jeff's tower

The tower makes a nice bed.

Jeff's tower

And it has a nice view.

Jeff's tower

When you have such a nice tower, you must guard it at all times.

Jeff's tower

Otherwise you’re at risk for a hostile takeover.

Jeff's tower

And sometimes your enemy will add insult to injury by looking down upon you from the top of the tower they stole – and blowing a raspberry.

Jeff's tower

Recipe for one large bobcat:

One epic belly

Jeff's close-up

Plus four sharp-clawed feets

Jeff's close-up

Plus one perfect face

Jeff's close-up

Equals one delicious bobcat.

Jeff's close-up

Note: finished dish might exceed even your largest pan.


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