Jeff’s new collar arrived today.

This collar is leather with a metal buckle, which Staff hopes will better withstand Jeff-level wear and tear.

There was also a camouflage option, but Staff felt this choice suits Jeff best.

Jeff, as always, looks smashing.

When Staff arrived home from work, Jeff shot out the front door in his altogether.

A brief investigation found his collar defeated. Royal Purple has been permanently retired.

Jeff is, at least for now, a nudist.

Staff did not recall Jeff being in this episode of Family Guy.

Apparently Jeff has been moonlighting in television.

Staff hopes the union will be picking up the vet bills from now on.

It was previously established that all beds belong to Jeff.

Staff did not realize this rule extended also to unmade beds; that is, piles of bed materials not currently on or even nearby a bed.

All – ALL – belong to Jeff.

A small pillow avalanche in the bed partially overtook Jeff.

He seemed fine with it.

Staff felt confident he could claw his way to freedom, if in fact he wanted to.

A stranger has been visiting Jeff’s yard.

Staff first thought The Stranger was a poor sad homeless kitty, and fed her. She is quite charming.

Jeff is most displeased by her.

Turns out The Stranger misled Staff. In fact she has a lovely home a few houses away. Apparently she just likes to visit – and be quite charming.

Jeff monitors her movements about the yard. If she gets too close, there is hissing.

Then she hops up a tree, jumps down over the fence, and strolls off to her next stop.

It is a big yard – but Jeff is not much for sharing.

Staff got a new grill.

Staff made beer can chicken.

Jeff very much wanted the beer can chicken.

Jeff’s wanting eyes almost burned holes right through Staff.

Unsurprisingly, Jeff received beer can chicken.

Staff removed some large branches from Jeff’s climbing tree and cut them up to fit in the green bin.

Jeff supposed he must follow and supervise.

Inspector Jeff inspected.

Inspector Jeff analyzed.

Ultimately, Inspector Jeff approved.

Furniture rearranging unintentionally created a bobcat tower.

The tower makes a nice bed.

And it has a nice view.

When you have such a nice tower, you must guard it at all times.

Otherwise you’re at risk for a hostile takeover.

And sometimes your enemy will add insult to injury by looking down upon you from the top of the tower they stole – and blowing a raspberry.

Recipe for one large bobcat:

One epic belly

Plus four sharp-clawed feets

Plus one perfect face

Equals one delicious bobcat.

Note: finished dish might exceed even your largest pan.