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		<title>Happy New Year</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jeff and Staff had a quiet New Year at home. Jeff was unimpressed by the party favors. He did, however, enjoy a bit of catnip. Ahem.]]></description>
		<link>http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2012/01/04/happy-new-year/</link>
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		<title>Knock knock</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mouse: Knock knock. Jeff: Who&#8217;s there? Mouse: Mouse that lives in a tree out front. I&#8217;m chewing on the doormat. Jeff: Let me just come outside and we can discuss it. Mouse: (giggles and runs away)]]></description>
		<link>http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2011/12/11/knock-knock/</link>
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		<title>Thanks Jeff</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jeff started Thanksgiving with a leisurely morning. He ignored the initial cooking preparations, but appeared instantly as soon as the raw turkey appeared. He paced the kitchen scenting the air. He knew. Jeff repeatedly checked in on Staff&#8217;s progress in the kitchen throughout the afternoon, winding around our ankles to ensure we were aware we [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2011/11/24/thanks-jeff/</link>
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		<title>Ray of light</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The nights have recently gotten chilly, leading to concerted warmth-seeking efforts by all household pets. This morning Jeff was found in a stripe of sunshine just his size. The sun itself conformed to Jeff&#8217;s will. &#8230;and El Jefe was pleased.]]></description>
		<link>http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2011/11/10/ray-of-light/</link>
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		<title>Jeff the roadblock</title>
		<description><![CDATA[El Jefe and Norman were sharing a blanket. Norman decided he was done sharing, but found himself in a rather awkward situation. As in all cases, one may leave when dismissed by Jeff, and not before. Staff note to self: update Jeff&#8217;s resume to include roadblock and doorstop.]]></description>
		<link>http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2011/10/16/jeff-the-roadblock/</link>
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		<title>Jeff in training</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jeff needs to stay sharp, so Staff tries to provide occasional practice drills. Last Sunday during football, Jeff wanted some turkey sandwich. Staff challenged Jeff to catch the turkey. Another important lesson is that prey can lurk where Jeff least expects it. Staff&#8217;s dinner was Thai chicken lettuce wraps; Jeff was more interested in the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2011/10/11/jeff-in-training/</link>
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		<title>Bobcat in a basket</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jeff has a basket. The basket has a view overlooking the yard. However, sometimes Jeff&#8217;s favorite view is the insides of his eyelids.]]></description>
		<link>http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2011/09/26/bobcat-in-a-basket/</link>
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		<title>A busy schedule</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is no need to worry about Jeff. He has simply been busy. Getting new perspectives Using his imagination Thinking inside the box Thinking next to the box Making new friends Enjoying fine dining experiences This all made Jeff sleepy; But we expect he will be back at it tomorrow.]]></description>
		<link>http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2011/08/14/a-busy-schedule/</link>
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		<title>Outside the lines</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Staff has a round cat bed vaguely reminiscent of a nest. Only Norman occasionally sleeps in it. Until now. Though it is a size or two too small for him, Jeff has taken a liking to the round bed. Even though it is more flat than round now. And sometimes an additional supplemental bed is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2011/07/04/outside-the-lines/</link>
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		<title>The sleeping giant</title>
		<description><![CDATA[El Jefe sleeps. Disturb El Jefe at your own risk.]]></description>
		<link>http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2011/06/18/the-sleeping-giant/</link>
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