http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com Your authoritative blog for news and information about post-retirement Jeff The Giant Orange Cat. Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:35:54 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Staff guarded its most recent bagel closely; it was not left unattended for even a second. Unfortunately, when cream cheese is involved, what Jeff cannot steal with stealth and cunning he will take by force. Jeff staked out the bagel from the coffee table. When no cream cheese was forthcoming, Jeff ... http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/19/another-bagel-story/ Step 1: Attract Jeff's attention in some way. Step 2: You will know Step 1 was successful when you observe Jeff has moved into a crouching position. Step 3: Shortly following Step 2, there will be a rapid flurry of activity. You might feel some pain at this point; this is normal. Step ... http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/13/how-to-get-eaten-by-jeff/ This is a briefly unattended bagel from which Jeff licked all the cream cheese. This is Jeff digesting cream cheese. The end. http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/10/a-bagel-story/ Staff made a cake today. Yellow cake with cream cheese frosting. Jeff eagerly helped Staff clean up any and all leftover bits of frosting. Because as we know, all food is appropriate for Jeff. Just ask him. http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/08/let-them-eat-cake/ Due to numerous requests, Staff weighed Jeff today. Accuracy is not absolute, as we employed the imprecise "weigh self, weigh self holding Jeff, do the math" method. Result: 18.5 pounds / 8.4 kilograms http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/08/03/weigh-in/ Recently Jeff's evening routine has included a nap in the bathroom. Following his dinner, he samples our dinners as usual, and then retires for a snooze on the bathmat. In the event someone needs a shower before bed, they must remember tread carefully when exiting because El Jefe will not be ... http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/07/31/the-powder-room/ http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/07/27/the-green-stuff/ Jeff can eat a whole noodle faster than the dog. http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/07/22/spagjeffi/ I see you are "cooking" over there. I have some significant concerns regarding your technique. In addition, that food does not appear to be designed for my consumption. Significant. Concerns. http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/07/21/chef-jeff/ The Staff fell ill over the weekend, and in his grace and benevolence Jeff granted us a sick day. However, he and his housemate Rita followed our progress very closely. With the dog also in attendance, space in the sick bed became a bit tight. http://jeffthegiantorangecat.com/2008/07/07/staff-takes-a-sick-day/